"If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living."
- Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via kushandwizdom)
The Office Unexpected Cumback
Matt: Scott your family tree is more like a cactus because everybody on it is a prick!
Entire Office: LOL! Soo true.
Matt: what's that? It's not like you to have no comeback???
Scott: mate if I wanted my cum back I'd have to pay your mom a visit again.
Entire Office: ROFLMAO!!
Me: *jaw drops* GET FUCKED! GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO WAY!?! Where the fuck did that come from?! Everyone write that down!!